Welcome Max
Just the facts, ma'am, just the facts
Facts about the birth of Max

Max arrived October 3
Just as evening fell
Babe and Mom are just fine
They both are doing well

He's nineteen inches, six pounds and a bit
Blond, blue-eyed, gorgeous, fit
His name is bigger than he --for sure
He is Maximiliano Magnus Poor

And we are filled with limitless joy
At the arrival of this beautiful boy
So raise your glass and give a cheer,
Welcome, Max, we're glad you're here.